Showing posts with label Romney. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Romney. Show all posts

Thursday, February 28, 2008

The Land of the Free

Newsflash. More Americans are in prison than serve in the military (double). Less than 0.5% of the U.S. population serves in the Armed Forces (yes that includes the Coast Guard and the Air Force). Compare that to the over 1% of the American population serving a prison sentence. This can be viewed one of two ways: either (1) More Americans are criminals than ever before anywhere in the world, or (2) Americans criminalize more than ever before anywhere in the world. I will leave that up to you. On the subject of crime, how much are Kyle Payne's favorite actors making these days? Obviously not enough when they have to resort to crime and join that 1%. Maybe the feminist craze is hurting the south philly porn industry. Either way, those two won't be degrading women anytime soon, dirty criminals. So would feminists prefer these two men out of work and unable to apply whatever skill or ability is required to produce adult films? I think that is a question for our Mormon friends to debate.





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Thursday, February 7, 2008

Romney Drops Out, But Hope Lives On

It was announced earlier today that GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney officially dropped out of the race. As an American, I am absolutely crushed. I mean how could people not get behind a candidate that ran the 2002 Winter Olympics? HE FREAKING RAN THE OLYMPICS! How difficult is the presidency compared to that? For those like me still trying to cope with the loss, Dennis Madalone is able to provide the words of encouragement I need to continue my now diminished life.