The Tin Man

Dick Cheney is in the news again. Not for looking creepy, but for supporting torture! It's probably because he isn't afraid to be interrogated the same way: "He's more machine than man, now."
In case you are wondering, this happy picture of our VP came from a DARPA dinner. I am pretty sure his facial nanobots were trying to produce a smile. "What's that Mr. Cheney?"
"Oil, need oil."

Beware of politicians lurking

Be advised, evil may be lurking in your backyard, even if you are the President. There, in the bushes he stands, waiting for his prey to falter. Then, like a ninja he will pounce and the Presidency will be his for the taking!

Funny, if you turned the camera the other way, you would see a similar picture with a different face. Waiting for the perfect moment to strike...Freedom is under siege. We must fight those who encourage attacks on liberty. Sure he may seem harmless, what with his outstretched arms and happy face? But do not be fooled. He tempts you to accept his ideas and his embrace lends a sense of security so that others may strike!

Motives of politicians are like carbon monoxide or iocane powder: Tasteless, odorless, and unless you built up an immunity over the last few years, one dose can kill.