It Has Begun...

The Swizzle Stick has been revived, causing people everywhere to flee in panic.

Confusing? Well, Yes

Recently, Democratic candidate Mike Gravel decided to pursue the Libertarian nomination for president. Nevermind that he wants the government to have its hand in nearly everything economically. One of his reasons for leaving the Democratic party is that it is "no longer the party of FDR." If that is his reason, why is he joining the Libertarian party? Is he not aware that FDR is a naughty word within the party? It seems like he has no idea what he is doing. Last month he endorsed Green Party presidential candidate Jesse Johnson. The Green Party just happens to have completely opposite views of the Libertarian Party. The best quote I have seen in a while comes from Libertarian Party National Media Coordinator Andrew Davis. “He’s a current Democratic presidential candidate who is now a member of the Libertarian Party who has endorsed a member of the Green Party,” Davis said.


Note: Typing "Mike Gravel" in a Google Image search promps a suggested search of Dennis Kucinich.

Hitler's a Hoot!

No wonder Hitler was crazy, he was listening to Eva's crackpot schemes! The best part about this show is that he may be ruling the country, but he can only afford an apartment.

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And thank you to the Republicans who made us feel welcome. We know you have a responsibility to report us to the thought police. We appreciate you letting us get a head start.

Poland Upgrades, Still Sucks

President Bush is such a compassionate person. He is doing everything within his power to defend the world from the pure hatred that is terrorism. His most recent action is just another example of his brilliance. The two term President has now made a commitment to Poland to help them upgrade their military equipment and create a modern army. Nevermind that the United States still needs upgrades to their equipment and they are in the middle of a war. With nearly a trillion dollar budget, isn't it possible that we fund our own troops instead of everybody else's? It only seems appropriate that the song "How Bizarre" started playing on my computer as soon as I finished my last sentence. Maybe the newer equipment will be lighter, so the Polish army has less trouble throwing it down as they run away.

Above: Current Polish Military Equipment

The bigger question is this. Does this put the status of Poland as the Mexico of Europe into question? Will a modernized military make them more of a Canada of Europe? These are questions that will take some time to answer. One thing remains certain: Poland should keep their diseases to themselves.

John Adams was Right

After watching this video, I feel that women everywhere have been set back 100 years.



"I must not write a word to you about politics, because you are a woman." -John Adams

Peace, yo!