Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Karl Rove's Pit

You better be careful talking about Karl Rove...

Didn't you get the flu shot? I told you about the tracking devices! He knows where you are now!

He will throw you in his pit. You might have seen it in the movie Saw II.

In case you haven't yet seen Karl Rove's pit: it is a pit filled with thousands of filthy used hypodermic needles. Although this is not revealed in the film, each needle contains, suspended in a fluoride solution, a device which records your thoughts and submits them to the government for approval.

Dissenting thoughts are dealt with, one might presume, in whichever method seems most fashionable at the time.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Good post.